Monday 20 December 2021

Crappy Games Wiki Dead to Rights Retribution Entry Response

I've never liked this Wiki Page and I feel that they are really condescending, and I personally wanted to complain about them for a while, since I just beat this game and still really like it, I might as well tear apart these guys:

https://crappygames.miraheze.org/wiki/Dead_to_Rights:_Retribution

1. Really? It's "boring". You realize that combining beat em up and shooter gameplay it made the game different from other shooters? But then they say the game is "generic". Why are you complaining about the DTR being rebooted then complaining about it not "working for the series?"

2. How is it clunkly and terribly balanced? Headshots are super easy to make and the focus mode makes it easier, you can also use the clich and take hostages, you can send Shadow on them, and ammo isn't that hard to come by and encourages you to use different weapons. You can also Disarm enemies too.

3. How so? They aren't super great but they aren't the worst.

4. Buzzwords, so amazing. Grant City is a rundown shithole and looks like one. Boo hoo.

5. Go play most beat em ups with combos in them and the same problem applies. So this game sucks for having it? Plus the game isn't a full on brawler and also has shooter elements as well. So it isn't as dull.

6. You complain about the game being too easy and now you are complaing that it's harder. Make up your mind. Hitscan shooters tend to have awkward difficulty balancing too. Would you rather have a hitscan shooter be harder? I sure as hell don't.

7. It's pretty fun to pull off multiple headshots, plus there is the other stuff I mentioned that you can do and you run out of Focus pretty fast so it encourages you to vary it up.

8. SO WHAT? Why is this bad? Why is a 5-6 hour game bad? The first DTR had a ton of mini games to break up the pace and that game got boring after a point. And Titanfall 2 is 6 hours. Doom 1993 is 4 hours. My Friend Pedro is also shorter than that. Long games aren't inherently good.

9. Yeah this can be annoying but at the same time, Halo doesn't have grenade indicators and it's combat works better than CoD's which has them. CoD's doesn't even work that great either since you can run right into a grenade before the indicator pops up.

10. Yeah this can be annoying but headshots are easy and most enemies die in 2 hits from the Sniper.

11. Lots of games have dumb AI, and charging enemies is in plenty of games like Serious Sam and besides, enemies charging in this game mean you have to watch out and gun them down while enemies are shooting at you. Plus Shadow can come in handy too.

12. That can be annoying, but just use the clinch and you can generally gun down enemies out of nowhere.

13. No, ADS is pretty accurate, I played it, ADS works fine, got lots of headshots.

14. WELL IT'S A SHOOTER. Do you want them to scarifice actual gameplay to tell a story that was already not going to be better than in a movie or TV show? Exactly. And you prefer it over the first game, so it's not exactly a "bad quality".

This was a long one I wanted to do since I can't stand this page at all and find them to be really condescending, and this game just gave me the motivater to actually rip them a new one.




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